I think I'll watch some G4. . . . *traipses into living room and plops onto couch, turning on tv*
". . . interested in video game design? Want to play video games for a living?. . . "
AAAACCK! Stupid Devry Institute commercial! I'll jump to the Discovery channel.
". . . I used to not know what I was going to do. I took 4 years of electronics in high school and decided 'I should probably go to college'"
@$#@! ITT Tech, you will haunt my dreams! Fine, I'll go over to the History Channel.
"At Brown College you can make a living and have fun doing it!"
I'll have fun throwing this coffee table through the TV if I hear one more stupid advertisement for some stupid online college!!! Let's try G4 again. . .
". . .At ITT Tech you decide your future. . ."
Crap, now I need a new TV.
Ah, it was worth it though.
*Walks into Circuit City to look at new TV's*
Wow, check out this new surround sound system! ". . .COME TO BROWN COLLEGE TO SUCCEED WITH WHAT YOU WANT!. . ."
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! They've invaded Circuit City! 200 screens and 1000 speakers of fake college propoganda!!!! MAKE IT STOP!
*cue incredible hulk-esque transformation into "LIBERATION MAN!"*
"I WILL LIBERATE THEE!"
*The store fills with screams as TV's fall and smash and speakers fly across the building.*
You have just experienced Snively Stream of Consciousness. Hope you enjoyed!