I had a life changing moment the other day. I'm still not quite sure how it changed my life, only to say that I am now a fundamentally a different person.
What could do this? A death in the family, a personal failure/accomplishment, meeting a new friend? Not quite, for see, I would know the effects of such a life changing moment. This is altogether different and all the more confusing, because my life has been changed by something that shouldn't have the ability to change lives.
A YouTube video.
IT ATE A FREAKING PIGEON! AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
*looks around, confused, disoriented*
THAT'S NOT NATURAL! THAT PIGEON WAS ALIVE IN A PELICAN'S STOMACH!