March 14, 2007

Free Kehl and Alex!

The Sprague High School administration has administered an unjust punishment to two of Sprague's finest. Kehl VanWinkle and Alex Bernardo are now serving a three day suspension for inappropriate campaign posters. Alex is running for student office and Kehl is his campaign manager. The poster in question contained the caption "Alex Bernardo: Sculpted By Artist's Hands" and contained a picture of the statue of David. Kehl superimposed Alex's face onto David's. The picture of David (minues Alex's face) is shown below:



As you can see, the picture is edgy. I would understand completely if the school simply removed the posters, but a three day out of school suspension was uncalled for! Alex is out of the running and Kehl is being forced to miss an area band festival. This is injustice! Post your comments and show your support for Kehl and Alex! FREE KEHL AND ALEX!!!

9 comments:

  1. Anonymous6:54 PM

    FREEDOM from the oppressive administration we live under.

    Ok. That picture is Genius! I hadn’t seen what it sort of looked like yet…but it is funny.

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  2. FREE KEHL AND ALEX!!!!!!!!! I understand why they were suspended but the suspension was a bit overkill. The picture is fairly funny anyway.

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  3. Anonymous12:43 AM

    oh good god. Kehl I love you kid. Yes yes Michael, I just admited on the internet to loveing Kehl. But the kid is a genius. I mean really.

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  4. Yeah, three days out of school suspension seems a little uncalled for. The rule is probably a district-wide no tolerance policy that has to be enforced; like a "if you do this, this will happen no matter what" kind of thing. It's too bad.

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  5. Anonymous12:47 AM

    Sleep. And yes that was me...above ?^

    The digits are in T9 Format, which used on mobile, with last digit twisted so that one will confuse if he's breaking the code.

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  6. Anonymous1:20 AM

    uh?? ^

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  7. Anonymous2:24 AM

    Poor little Kehl, I love him. He doesn't know that, but I love him. He is one of my favorite freshmen ever. This is just so sad.

    I hope somebody has taken him a Wii at least.

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  8. vishaque is a crackhead

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  9. Anonymous12:35 AM

    Michael, you have another stalker...its another Timothy, oh Timothy....good stuff.

    You know, Kehl is going to be a god when he gets back to school.

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